Meet the male escort who gives the Duke porn star a run for her money

Posted by: Roarer Lion 3 months ago

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Editor's note: Occasionally, we get submissions. Some of them are requests to go to an event, review a play, or promote a new student group on campus. This time, we got nothing less than the equivalent of a few pages from the memoirs of the Duke porn star — albeit male and Columbian. We verified the author's background, and though he wishes to remain anonymous, he is in fact a male escort who attends class at Columbia like any of us. If you would like to submit your own unique college experiences, send us a tip. Until then, without any further ado, we present you his story.

On more than a few occasions, I've been paid about $800 to sit in a room and pop balloons while a woman masturbates. 

It's not the strangest request I've ever gotten, but it's probably the easiest as far as regular clients go, if you ignore the jarring anxiety and probably permanent ear damage that comes with popping balloons for two hours. 

I have plenty of escort friends who will proudly announce their line of work to anyone who listens, my girlfriend included, but I'm always a little paranoid of it getting back to my parents. They would probably be distraught to learn that the checks I send home are the products of dating women looking for affection and not the kind of hard work they sent me to school for.

I come from the kind of lower-middle-class, traditionally Catholic family that has ten million kids. As well as it pays, I'm not exactly looking for my baby siblings to dream of growing up and making it big as an escort.

But fuck it, if I can get paid $15,000 to spend a December week lounging on a beach in Tuscany instead of freezing my ass off in New York, I'm going to do it, while I'm still young enough to be hired for that sort of gig.

Of course, most of my dates are less glamorous. The most common is four hours for dinner and sex, which for me runs about $1200, plus the cost of dinner and a hotel room.

The women that I usually get matched to are the kind who want to have sex but get really demure about it and ask to leave the lights off. The trick is to talk them into leaving the lights on and then spend the whole time telling them how great they look, even if it isn't true. That's how you get big tips and regulars.

There's plenty of different types of women willing and capable of shelling upwards of $1000 for male company, but considering I'm a Boyfriend Experience escort literally marketed to create the illusion of a romantic relationship, most of my clientele comprises neglected wives, divorced mothers, and shy women who have a hard time connecting, even though there are definitely exceptions.

A lot of my friends, on the other hand, are Pornstar Experience escorts, so they get a whole variety of women that usually have secret fetishes and expect crazy sex marathons. I tried that for a while, but the BFE money is better, and there's only so many times you can let a woman have at you with a strapon before it starts feeling a little too gay4pay. (My limit is once.)

My boss has her own divisions: within BFE escorts, the most common are the Dreamy Bad Boys and the Prince Charmings. There's also random giant lumberjack dudes and skinny nerds and everything in between, but mostly it's the bad boys and princes. 

I'm a Prince Charming; she tells me it's because I remind middle-aged women of that popular guy they liked in high school, even though I rarely play sports and was definitely not That Guy in high school. But I guess it fits, one of my first dates was taking a girl who'd been dumped earlier that day to her senior prom when I was 19. 

The weirdest clients are probably the ones who start getting their family and friends involved. My profile says the best dates are usually the ones where we go to a concert or a show, so one woman had me accompany her while she took her daughters to a Justin Bieber concert.

I think part of it was that she probably wanted that high school experience of fucking in the bathroom during a concert, but somehow it's a little different when "Baby" is what's playing over the speakers and you're at Barclay's, not the Bowery.

Two weeks ago, a woman paid me to go to a dinner with her and pretend to be her shiny new boyfriend so she would feel less ashamed meeting with her ex-husband and his new girlfriend, and we spent an hour before the dinner coming up with our false relationship history. It's not really a common request, but she was paying and I'm not picky.

When her husband finally arrived, I recognized one of my escort friends on his arm. I wish I could replicate her smirk. My partner and I tacitly agreed not to inform our clients. If we're lucky, it'll become a regular thing.

Obviously, there's a lot of US legality issues with escorting, though it's usually advertised solely as a companionship service, and there are some escorts who don't offer sex in order to protect themselves legally, but if you get signed to a good agency your ass should mostly be covered. Alternately, move to Nevada or somewhere in Europe.

There's inevitably some major discrepancies, at least to me, between female and male escorting, but that's because guys are apparently more likely to be skeevy as fuck. Who knew.

It only doesn't bother me that my girlfriend is an escort because she's good at choosing what kinds of guys she's okay with going on a date with and figuring out who's probably a psychopath. Sometimes it's pretty obvious. There was a guy who asked her if she was open to a "new and experimental sexual experience," then kept going on about how clean and purebred his dogs are.

But otherwise, hey. The work is really inconsistent, but $15,000 to sunbathe in Tuscany, right?

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Comments

  • yo 3 months ago
    Points: 23


    I really want to be your friend.

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    • frank 2 months, 3 weeks ago
      Points: 0


      Yo I wouldn't mind being your friend really

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      • Billy Belcher 2 months, 2 weeks ago
        Points: 2


        Hi
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        I have been out with a male escort several times I LOVED it he was like 26 years old.& hot looking too.

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  • Laa 3 months ago
    Points: 43


    LOL " if I can get paid $15,000 to spend a December week lounging on a beach in Tuscany instead of freezing my ass off in New York, I'm going to do it" -----> clearly never been to tuscany -----> clearly never left The US.

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    • Liar 2 months, 3 weeks ago
      Points: 1


      That informs you that this article is false and whole story is just commercial for illegal activities.

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  • ktt 3 months ago
    Points: 45


    Just to let you know .. in December tuscany IS as cold as NY, and you would not be able to go to the beach.

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  • i think its 3 months ago
    Points: 9


    just hyperbole about being paid to be in europe instead of ny? duh?

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    • mm.. 3 months ago
      Points: 11


      say something like "get paid to eat good food in Florence" .. getting paid to go to the beach in Tuscany in December sounds super dumb for someone from Europe, and of course reinforce the stereotype that Americans are ignorants when it comes to knowing geography. FYI Naples and New York are on the same parallel, and Florence is 7 hours drive norther than Naples. In Sicily people don't go to the beach before the end of May, in Tuscany they start going towards the end of June.

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      • honestly i 3 months ago
        Points: 8


        agree but also would not be at all surprised if it was true just because of how many escorts and escorting services there really are in nyc, i actually think its something prob more like dude has never himself been paid 15k to go to Europe (that seems like rly ~high class~ escorting stuff so I guess the dream job)......and it also says "if" & never actually says he went, its just hinted at/implied/left open

        who knows it just seemed to me like if someone was going to research this enough to make it up they would have also researched something like that

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      • Luca 2 months, 4 weeks ago
        Points: 2


        Not very true. Florence is 4 and a half hours drive from Naples more or less, and in Sicily people start going to the beach far earlier than the end of may, let's say as soon as it gets warm (last year the bathing season started on April, 1st, just saying - while this year it's still colder and rainy all over Italy). In Tuscany they start on May, it depends on when the temperature reaches 30°C.

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        • mm no 2 months, 3 weeks ago
          Points: 1


          I'm from florence .. it takes me more than 7 hours to go to Naples.. and there is no way I'm getting into the water before the end of june.

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          • ! 2 months, 3 weeks ago
            Points: -1


            Luca se hai una macchina super veloce e voli sopra il lazio prestamela quest'estate : D

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      • Amon 2 months, 3 weeks ago
        Points: -3


        Dear mm.. What amuses me most about your comments above is the fact that by trying to appear that you do no belong to the ignorant, stereotypical masses of Americans, you have, in fact illustrated that the intellectual standard is diabolically bad in your country. Given your atrocious abuse of English I doubt that your knowledge of geography is anything other than basic. There is no such thing as 'Norther' to describe a place 'North of' another location. "Florence is 7 hours drive norther than Naples" is a completely nonsensical sentence of infinite ignorance & stupidity (that you so arrogantly tried to refute) In the future show a bit of modesty given the fact you're semi-illiterate. Stop embarrassing yourself by offering your opinions. No need to thank me for the life lesson.

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        • Maybe you stop 2 months, 3 weeks ago
          Points: 3


          being a douche, you learn 5 different languages, you go live in 3 other countries, and you get into an Ivy League without being perfectly fluent in English, and then ... maybe ... you can tell me I am an ignorant, because I wrote "norther".
          vir sapit qui pauca loquitur, my dear friend.

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  • P 3 months ago
    Points: -2


    This can't be real, though...

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  • I buy it 3 months ago
    Points: 10


    There's an ex madam in GS.

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  • Ric 3 months ago
    Points: 7


    This story is completely made up.

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  • J to the Lo 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: -11


    So sad that guys and girls have to do jobs like this just to pay for school. I did the morally correct thing like work 2 sometimes 3 jobs at a time and take out student loans (in addition to attending school)....although I did consider going into escort in order to not be straddled with so much debt when I graduated. Would've gone on to graduate school, but didn't want to increase my debt even more. They should look into grants, scholarships, etc. I'm now saving money for my 3 y.o. girl to go to college so she won't have to resort to such things....

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  • Alycia Powers 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: -37


    Good Afternoon,

    I am writing to request an interview with the BFE escort who authored the story.

    We are simply interested in his story. We would very much like to give you an opportunity to explain this on our broadcast, seen by some 5 million viewers each day across the country.

    Please contact me at the numbers below as soon as possible so we can chat - no obligation - about a possible interview.

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  • Trixie McHo 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: 6


    I'm going to say it's possible the guy is probably really turning tricks but the "December in Tuscany" BS is a bit his pimp uses to recruit ho's and nobody has ever actually done it (especially considering December in Tuscany isn't exactly June in the Mediterranean).

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  • December in Tuscany 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: 2


    You Columbians take everything so literally. For all we know that statement could clearly be him joking, like LOL I went to some fancy ass place with this chick, and fucked her for money. Considering his tone in the rest of the writing as kind of a playboy somewhat douchey East Coaster, I don't know how an Ivy Leaguer would take the Tuscany line seriously. If it was Tuscany or somewhere in the Caribbean or Brazil, it's all the same shit to him. Tuscany just sounds chic.

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    • no 2 months, 3 weeks ago
      Points: 0


      it sounds stupid if you are from Europe.

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  • Luke Bignell 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: 0


    Oh well good on him.

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  • you seem cool 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: 1


    let's be friends

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  • Cindy Burbank 2 months, 4 weeks ago
    Points: 13


    I don't know why y'all gotta make a big humbug about this story! Two boy scouts escorted me across the street yesterday and you don't see me shouting up to Jesus about it!

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  • frank 2 months, 3 weeks ago
    Points: 1


    escort is just a nice way of saying that you are a striper with out a pole or a bar to dance in if that's what most call dancing if it pays the bills then live the dream but like most of them say i'm just doing this to pay my way through school and 10 years after school doing the same thing why its easy money

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      Points: 0


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  • Wow 2 months, 3 weeks ago
    Points: 4


    "there's only so many times you can let a woman have at you with a strapon before it starts feeling a little too gay4pay"

    So he takes it up the ass?

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    • Jennifer 2 months, 3 weeks ago
      Points: 1


      He said (only once) maybe read the article?

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    Points: 2


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  • Michael 2 months, 3 weeks ago
    Points: 3


    Is anyone actually buying this story?

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      Points: 0


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  • HIS IDENTITY HAS BEEN REVEALED 2 months, 3 weeks ago
    Points: 5


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi9E6JiAwfY

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  • michael 2 months, 3 weeks ago
    Points: 2


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